Prince George, 2, celebrated his first day of school on
Wednesday, attending Westacre Montessori School nursery in Norfolk, England. Montessori refers to an educational style that
emphasizes independent learning and respect for the child's psychological
development. Sporting a quilted navy
coat with brown elbow patches and a powder blue backpack, George looked more
than ready to learn new things and make some new friends!
Within one hour the little Prince had a total meltdown.
Rushed to the Westacre Montessori School Infirmary, which
encourages youngsters to create their own prescriptions using independent
learning, the Prince confessed that he has some real issues. “Already things are unbelievably weird”, said the Prince, “My
father says stuff like ‘I never used to really kind of sort of get too wound up
or worried about things’. What the hell
is he saying?”
Asked about the Westacre Montessori School, the Prince
bristled. “Listen, I know my parents
just want to get rid of me because all they care about is my sister. Why don’t they just kill me now and all their
problems will be solved?”
Encouraged by Westacre Montessori School R.N. Deborah Spheroid, the Prince used his independent learning to create a nursery school version
of OxyContin. “This ought to do the
trick”, said Prince George as he was escorted to an awaiting horse drawn
carriage. Added George, pointing to the eight horses, carriage, and ensemble, “Look at this,
will you?! WTF?”, and entered the
carriage with help from 12 footmen sporting quilted navy coats with brown elbow
patches, powder blue backpacks, and AR-15’s.
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| Prince William earlier this year at the Staines Rivet Society Dedication |
Special thanks to CBS Interactive Inc., the volunteers from the Leighton Buzzard Annual Asparagus Festival, and Deb Spheroid, R.N., for contributing to this article.
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