Due to the plunging prices of oil and the Republican debates, we have some exciting people from the planet Zorkon spending gobs of money at gas stations. The gas is cheap, but the watermelon Slushies are flying out of the LSD Selenium Slushy Warp Drives, and watermelon Slushies are not cheap.
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| Planet Zorkon, captured by the Hubble Space Telescope from about 8 inches away. Photo enhanced. |
“On Zorkon we’ve got a big inflation problem,” said Captain of the Spaceship Gonad and Financial Minister to the Secretariat of Silly Putty on Zorkon, Howdy Howareya-Doody. “We’ve brought our Toyotas, filling up, and getting Slushies. That’s about it. We’re outa here!”
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| Howareya-Doody |
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| LSD Selenium Slushy Warp Drive cranking out Slushies! |
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| Watermelon Slushies in 5 delicious radioactive colors! |
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| Kids love 'em too! |
Donald Trump, aspirant to the position of High Lord of Weedville, Idaho, said "We need to build a gigantic wall in space between Earth and Zorkon. I don't care about the trillion dollars they're spending on Slushies."
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| Trump |
Sarah Palin, Monkey Trainer at the Anchorage, Alaska, Federal Zoo, Penitentiary, and Muscle Car Emporium, filled us in. "I can see Zorkon from my kitchen. I was doing the dishes and there it was. I know they're looking at my boobs."
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| Palin |
Suzuki Mitsubishi, Toyota Noodle Marketing Director, said, "Interplanetary sales account for a significant portion of our 4WD Noodle SUV sales, second only to Uranus. Top Secret, but our 2017 model will feature special anti-skid technology for ammonia ice."
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| Mitsubishi with anti-skid device |
Owner of the Shell station in Weedville, Idaho, where the Zorkons were filling up, Mahindra Gupta Mahatma Gandhi said, “I look forward to the day when people from Uranus stop by.”
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| Making sure the Uranuses know where to fill 'er up! |
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| Gandhi |
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