Well, here you go! Yes, it's another Trump Novelty Ltd. merchandising masterpiece: The "Lyin Hillary Doll". (Not machine washable.)
Programmed with 18 hilarious lies like "Donald Trump is the Lord of the Galaxy" and "What? Your kids aren't androids!!", the "Lyin Hillary Doll" will have you and your bridge club rolling on the floor with laughter and merriment!
Made to order in China, Vietnam, and Vanuatu! Order one or a boatload today!
And be sure to check out Trump Novelty's other fine products:
"Chatty Kim"
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| Oops, loser!! |
"Casino Crack-Up"
"Spin-The-Bomb"
"Age-A-Steak"
"Trump Signature Glow-In-The Dark Neckties" (made from real recycled Turkish Strontium 90!)
"Bingo Bailout!"
"Ex-Wife Roundup"
"Trump X-Large Floral Wall Duvet"
"Pennsylvania Slip-N-Slide"
"EZ Home Hair-Weave"
"Tiny Magic Gloves"
"Miss Universe X-Ray Spex"
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| Hey, get a load of Miss Argentina! |
"Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Ramadan"
and much more!
Plus Trump Novelty's newest not really fictional self-help titles:
"Law for Dummies"
"The Art of Incoherence"
"Trump's Guide to Greasy American Food"
"500 Insults That Make You A Winner!"
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Tiny magic gloves.. hm.. somehow reminds me of T(rump) Rex??
ReplyDeleteQuite so. He no longer takes off his jacket because his huge scaly tail is strapped in underneath it. Thank you for your excellent comment!
ReplyDeleteAll I can say, Michael, is thank you. The world needs to see this.
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