Saturday, December 26, 2015

Santa Arrested for Beating the Crap Out of Christmas Non-Believers





Santa Claus was caught on a security video taking on a group of anti-Christmas protesters in Weehawken, New Jersey, and was arraigned today on charges of assault, battery, resisting arrest, and disturbing the peace.

According to authorities, 15 people were injured.

One of the victims, Earl Smiley, aged 36, of Weehawken, told the Newark Star Ledger “I’ve never seen anything like it.  Santa just came out of the sleigh like he was Bruce Lee.”  Smiley suffered a broken nose.

Bail was set at $25,000, which a group of midgets paid.  Santa was released with the stipulation the he not leave New Jersey. 

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