Dough Rises from Crashed Domino’s Supply Truck

Listen, this is serious.  Dough containing mutant yeast in a truck approaching Indianapolis, Indiana, caused it to crash and it can’t be stopped.  First responders were consumed by its expanding mass.  All the high pressure water and sticks firemen used to try and contain it were predictably useless.  It is moving into the suburbs and has already overrun Carmel, half of Fishers, and about a third of Brownsburg, and is headed directly to the city center of Indianapolis.  

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