Monday, November 30, 2015

“Wait a minute, this is a great city.”


Breaking News! 




From Yahoo News: 
http://yahoonewsdigest-us.tumblr.com/134149695334 


A resident of New York’s capital city has an unusual economic development plan to harness what he says is one of Albany’s most abundant renewable resources: political corruption. For a $12.50 or so “bribe,” visitors to the planned Museum of Political Corruption will get a tour of the state’s long history of crooked politicians, shady deals and backroom power brokers, as well as a chance to learn about individuals who have fought corruption and suggested solutions to the state’s chronic problem.


Bruce Roter

The museum is the idea of Bruce Roter, a professor at Albany’s College of Saint Rose, who is now raising money for the museum, which he envisions as both an educational institution and a tourist destination that focuses on the state Capitol’s reputation for corruption. Roter has been working on the project for two years after talking over coffee with Kathy Sheehan, who has since become mayor of Albany. The question came up: What Albany resource could yield tourism revenue? Corruption fit the bill and has a certain advantage: “It’s a renewable resource,” he said.

“The frustrating thing for me is when Albany is used as a synonym for corruption or dysfunction.  Because there are those of us who live here, who say, ‘wait a minute, this is a great city.’”  
                  - Mayor Kathy Sheehan


Response to funding the Museum of Political Corruption through government resources has been tepid if not hostile.

New York Assembly Speaker Sheldon Silver could not be reached for comment.
 



SHELDON SILVER FOUND GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS IN CORRUPTION TRIAL

By Bruce Golding, Kate Sheehy and Selim Algar
November 30, 2015 | 4:10pm
  
Former state Assembly Speaker Sheldon Silver was convicted on all ​seven criminal ​counts Monday in a corruption scheme that traded taxpayer cash and political favors for nearly $4 million in payoffs.

A Manhattan federal jury deliberated fewer than three days before finding the veteran lawmaker guilty of seven charges of honest-services fraud, extortion and money laundering.

Silver, 71, faces a maximum 1​​30 years in ​prison for the long-running scam.

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Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Doggie Dating





If springing for a romantic candle-lit dinner with a German Shepard is appealing, then the #1 online dating site, Match.com, is for you.

There is hardly a gallery of photographs of eligible women on this dating site that does not include one or many photos of dogs.  I mean real dogs.  This site is like the Westminster Kennel Club.  

“Look at that face! Do you think anything that sweet would tear a Fedex guy to shreds?”
A couple of days ago I was checking out the babes when I encountered 16 different breeds.  Poodles, Mastiffs, Schnauzers, Dachshunds, you name it.   If you’re shopping for a canine, look no further.  In fact, don’t even bother with the American Kennel Club’s compendium of 10,000 breeds.

It appears that the vast majority of women on the online dating scene have not painted a clear enough picture of themselves by describing dreamy walks on the beach, heavenly sunsets, hiking, canoeing, looking great in jeans and high heels, cuddling together (with what?) on a rainy Sunday afternoon, and coming clean about an insatiable passion for dark chocolate.

Curiously (did I hear “deviously”?) these ladies’ written profiles never contain any mention of these beasts.  They just pop up in the picture gallery along with poses in front of Christmas trees, the Duomo, or the back porch.  It’s almost like some kind of frightening subliminal punctuation.

So what is this all about?

After wracking my brain for a few minutes (long enough to require 3 Advil) I’ve come up with a few possible hidden messages behind this canine cavalcade:

"Nothing in the world can substitute for my 5 babies, especially you."


“Not so fast, Mr. Hot Stuff, just try and get past my foaming Little Guy”
I’ll love you only if He loves you.”

“He’s the part of me you'll never know. The real me.”







“Don’t kid yourself pal, you’re no substitute for my 150 lb. bundle of love, teeth and sinew.”
 “Wherever I go, He goes.”

"Marry me."





“I know dogs, so I fully understand your need to ‘go for a walk’.”
 And finally:

"I'm not the only bitch in the house."













 Rarely:


“If I fall in love with you, I’ll dump Muffin.”
Match.com is really sort of a zoo.   Women will spare nothing in the animal kingdom to telepathically transmit messages about their true fidelity.


One female expert on the online dating scene, whom I quite like because she has no dogs, tells me
that a similar pattern of fetishistic behavior exists in the Available Male department of Match.com. 

There, girls on the prowl get to see a Thanksgiving Parade of inflated bare torsos and muscle cars.

 

Doesn’t matter what the guy is all about – hedge fund manager, deli supervisor, ad executive, soldier-of-fortune – it all comes down to Abs and Badass Cars.

So far I’ve successfully dodged the key question here, which is: why the hell are you on Match.com?

Honestly, I’m going to the dogs.