While conjecture about the universe has to date proceeded
along the lines of a big bang and graphic renderings of it have been of an
expanding afro, now supercomputers have found a mass of stringy blonde hair
thought to contain trillions of galaxies, including ours.
It appears that recent graphic modeling of the universe has
turned up a complex hairdo in blonde or orange male hair. Via this graphic, you can see the position of
the Milky Way, which is clearly within the strands of hair. Scientists have called this Laniakea, a name which they hope will be picked up by Proctor and Gamble and then they can retire and get out of the game entirely.
Instructional video:
http://bit.ly/1UOvwyQ
"I'm a scientist, so I have no political
affiliation," said Durben von Katze, astrophysicist at the Norman Tetrazine Astrophysical Amusement Center in Merryville, Maryland. "But
Trump's hair looks like it holds the entire universe, if we believe the
supercomputing analysis. And anything
that says 'supercomputing' I have to believe."
Debbie Schwenk, concert pianist and hairdresser, said this:
"You could try to wash out all those galaxies, but I'd be afraid we'd have
a color problem after that. Plus you might have quite a few galaxies going down
the drain."
"With the entire universe in Donald Trump's hair, we
can't slip up," commented Dick "Dick" Dick-Argon, hairdresser to
Hillary Clinton, Democratic contender for president of the United States.
"All I can do for Hillary is some kind of wavy thing that stays out of her
mouth."
Donald Trump tweeted:
"Of course I've got the universe in my hair. And that's not all I've got in there, Hillary!"
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