Donald Trump Makes Emergency Landing in Nashville, TN

Candidate

Emergency Landing for Throngs of Awaiting Crowds

According to MSN News, the jet airplane carrying the leader in the competition for the United States Republican nomination for president, made a surprise visit to Nashville, Tennessee’s international airport recently.

Sources on the ground said that this was due to engine trouble.

Air traffic controller, Washington Roosevelt Monroe, guided the jet plane to safety.  

Monroe

Said Monroe, "I was actually eating a tuna sandwich while guiding the jet plane to safety."

We were able to contact Clutch Cargo, pilot of the jet, who said, “I think we sucked up Carly Fiorina into our left engine somewhere along the line.  Had we encountered Chris Christie, we would have been in real trouble.”

Fiorina

Cargo

We've got to get a bigger plane

While aides scrambled to find alternative aircraft to take Mr. Trump to an apple strudel bake-off in Clifton, Arkansas, Cyril Agouti, Mr. Trump’s hairdresser, said, “The silver lining in this is that we could stock up on glue.”

Agouti

Retired airman Sir Nigel Nutwing volunteered to take the candidate to Arkansas.

“I’m always up for a ripping ride through the clouds with goggles,” said Nutwing. “I think the glue is going to help.”

Nutwing

Charles "Blastoff" Stargazer, of the Tennessee National Laundry Delivery Service, also volunteered to help with his B-25 Stratofortress.  "I can move a bunch of tanks and a lot of materiel.  I think I can handle 30 hairdressers."

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