Trump Campaign Switches to Frank Zappa

 

A few days ago, the Rolling Stones told Donald Trump to stop playing their iconic songs “Start Me Up” and “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” (there’s some irony there), among others in their classic list, at his pep rallies.   http://bit.ly/1X1LR34

This sent Trump’s event management team into a brief tailspin until a list of perhaps even more inspiring musical get-up-and-jumpers was served up; written and recorded by legendary musician Frank Zappa, who composed them for his band, The Mothers of Invention, and for his own recordings.

According to sources, Trump will now use the following list of Frank Zappa pieces at his rallies:

 

·       What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body?

·       Brown Shoes Don't Make It

·       The Central Scrutinizer

·       Willy the Pimp

·       The Torture Never Stops

·       Cosmik Debris

·       Don't Eat The Yellow Snow

·       Dancin' Fool

·       Stink-Foot

·       Black Napkins

·       It Can’t Happen Here

·       Titties and Beer
 
There are also many other motivational tracks on albums like Freak Out, Uncle Meat, Weasels Ripped My Flesh, Grand Wazoo, and others, whose titles and themes lend themselves to rousing musical intros for Donald Trump and his apparent demography of support at rallies and St. Alphonso Pancake Breakfasts.