Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Mike Dann: An Appreciation


Mike Dann
Michael Dann, a legendary television executive, has died.   I read his obituary in the New York Times today. 


Read it.  It’s pretty good and lengthy.  I just thought I’d just add something for posterity, since I knew Mike and worked with him. 

The obituary focuses on his massive influence on popular U.S. commercial television programming in the 1950’s and 1960’s.   He was a master of creating programs and program schedules that drew huge audiences and made hundreds of millions of dollars for advertisers. 
  
His critics might say that much of this was mind-numbing Pablum, and let’s face it; being known as the father of “The Beverly Hillbillies” isn’t exactly flattering.
 
But Mike was also responsible for putting Jim Henson and The Muppets on nationwide programming, and virtually creating The Children’s Television Workshop (“Sesame Street”) by hiring Joan Ganz Cooney to lead it (and teaming her with Jim Henson, by the way).   Not exactly Nobel Prize material either, but can you imagine how many billions of people around the world have grown up with these in various countries, in various languages?

My granddaughter’s favorite TV character is Elmo.   Elmo wouldn’t have existed without Mike.

The obituary does point out two tidbits (out of a significant portfolio) of cultural programming that he somehow managed to persuade his bosses to air.

But the chronicle of his life in the NYT obituary stops at around 1970.   I thought I’d add a little more Mike Dann history.

I got to know Mike starting in something like 1976 when he was a consultant to IBM’s Corporate Television Advertising department.   I was a fresh-faced kid in IBM’s advertising agency, assigned to promoting IBM’s television specials and making the commercials that were put into the sponsored commercial network programs.   The commercial networks at that time consistent of the Three Sisters: CBS, NBC, and ABC.  We also sponsored programming on PBS; devoid of commercials but not without considerable promotional value.

My boss, Chuck Francis, who headed IBM’s advertising, hired Mike in something like 1974 to help him orchestrate programming that telegraphed IBM’s corporate values and messages.   In 1979, I joined IBM as a Manager in IBM Corporate Television Advertising and eventually became head of IBM Corporate Advertising, and that’s when I started working directly with Mike; developing program ideas, meeting network executives and producers from around the world, then airing what we had concocted.

In spite of our 30-year age difference, we got along extremely well.  I think it was partly because, coming from the advertising business, I knew what television ratings were all about, knew how to do the numbers, but I had a passion for film and television and a sense of the theatrical and I think he respected that.   We both shared slightly cynical streaks.   He was also a lot of fun to be with.

Mike’s influence on IBM’s sponsorship of -- to be conservative, 40 television single specials, mini-series and series over the course of 20 years after 1976 -- was huge.   He knew everybody in the business -- network czars, producers, talent agencies, actors -- and introduced me to many of them. 
 
The programs IBM sponsored had cultural and educational merit.  Things like “Eleanor and Franklin:  The White House Years”, “Something for Joey”, “Baryshnikov on Broadway”,  "Tribal Eye",  “The First Eden” and later “Square One TV”, a math literacy program on PBS; to name just a few off the top of my head.    Mike served up a lot of these ideas and the people and networks.  

The benefit to IBM was palpable. All the research we did about attitude about the company showed nothing but positives.   This was in an era when IBM wasn’t thought highly of.   The more we put on the air, the better our image got.   And it was largely via TV programming that we launched the IBM PC which really blew the roof off and made IBM a different company.

I did a lot of my own negotiating with the networks and producers, but Mike was always the guy in the corner who coached me and taught me the moves. 
  
I can’t remember what program it was, but it was on NBC, and I was having a terrible time getting the right time slot for it.   Fred Silverman was the president of the network at the time and I called Mike for advice.   He told me to call Silverman.   “Then tell Freddie to go fuck himself”.

Mike was one of the funniest people I’ve ever met.   His humor was dry.  He didn’t tell jokes.  He just made off-the-cuff comments.   Chuck told me that once he and Mike were in London and went to visit David Attenborough, the famous BBC executive, best known for his TV series’ about global culture and nature.   David had a massive collection of primitive sculptures, masks, and artwork from his travels to Africa and Asia, and they were all on display throughout his house, on walls and all over.  Chuck and Mike walk in, are greeted by David, and examining all of this artwork, Mike says: “My, your children are creative!”.

I was head of IBM advertising in Europe during the early ‘80’s, trying to get various TV advertising and sponsorship programs off the ground and I invited Mike to come speak to my colleagues from all the countries at a seminar I held in Vienna.   We had a dinner at one of the wine gardens up in the hills, and admittedly we had a bit of wine.   Mike launched into a stand-up comedy routine for about 30 minutes that caused the most unbelievable and sustained laughter I’ve ever heard.   I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at jokes about me.

His connections with the BBC and our meetings in London with all the heavies there ultimately led me to join the BBC after IBM.

I remember that, arriving late at one lunch I had with Mike in New York, he was reading the New York Times.   I apologized.   He said, “Don’t worry, I’m only reading the Obituaries.  It's just a habit.”.

And so I got into the habit, too.  Today was a bad day in the Obits.

Farewell to Mike, one of my mentors and friends.
   





Monday, May 30, 2016

Memorial Day on LinkedIn




I now live in a rather remote part of Belize, Central America, which itself is incredibly remote.  As a recent American ex-pat I am still subject to the rhythms of American life and habits.  

Memorial Day isn’t a holiday here of course, but thanks to outages in cable Internet services, it might as well be.
  
I live in Placencia, which is a sliver of a peninsula at the bottom of the country; with the Caribbean a few feet away facing east, and its lagoon, even fewer feet away where the sun sets in the west.  I’m in a kind of jungle, with Cocoplum trees, palms, and orchids growing all over them, and a mango tree behind my apartment that has just produced a wheelbarrow full of fresh fruit.

I’ve managed to secure a fairly speedy cable Internet connection however it is only speedy if someone hasn’t sliced through the fiber optic cable that is buried next to our only paved road; the one that runs up and down the peninsula. 
  
Even when the fiber optic cable is in working condition, frequent power outages black out the whole mess; and that can be because of some car crash on a pole here on the peninsula, or because the Mexicans have pulled the plug on the entire country of Belize due some billing problem or Saturday night whoopee party.

When both the local cable company and electricity are working at the same time, which is like the planets organizing in a straight line, I can binge on a gumball machine of television offerings and then do more or less the same online.
The bridge that put me over the edge.

Having endured either or both services out of sync for the past few days, I was able to get in a Memorial Day Weekend war movie on the AMC channel last night (A Bridge Too Far, and boy was it. I passed out.) and managed to get into the Internet (after repeated tries) this morning.

Opening the Microsoft Edge browser was a bit of an eye-opener, since it seems to bring back all the sites and links that I had previously opened prior to the last blackout.  It turns out I had plenty up there.

I dove into my email first, dispatching emails from various outfits like Discount Bubble Wrap, Surgical Compression Stockings, and Zippo.   Then, I knocked off anything with the subject: “We Want You Back”.  And after that, the complete panoply of political stuff.   I was left with a couple of old emails from Eastern Airlines.

Turning my focus to the jam-packed line-up of sites I had previously opened, I noted that LinkedIn was up there.  

I’ve used LinkedIn for years to connect to various professional people, find a job here or there, put myself on its map.  Looking at the little icon I vaguely remember trying to change my photo, which was impossible at the time, so I just left it.  Whether or not that was due to one of our Belizean telecom or electrical issues or LinkedIn’s system, it didn’t matter.  I just went on to something else.

But this morning, Memorial Day, I clicked on the site and was suddenly presented with pictures and names of nearly everyone I have ever or may have encountered in my entire life. This was Ultimate Freaky Memory Lane consisting of screens and screens of names, faces, titles, companies and bio dreck.  It was like a demented animated yearbook that scrolled on and on, page after page, and included business people, my current and former friends, my ex-wife's friends, my children's friends, and a whole army of people I haven't ever invited to link to or even know.

Or me?

Remember me?


This wasn’t a dump of my contacts on LinkedIn.   This was worse: an entire Notre Dame Stadium full of people I forgot, never knew, don’t have or care to have a working or personal relationship with; ex-girlfriends; people who totally messed-up my life; the cold-hearted and the cruel.   

A pop-up memorial to people and places I have now moved well beyond.

No.



[Brief foray into the Petroleum Industry]

I was drawn into going through the entire manifest and try to remember who wasn’t indifferent, cold-hearted, or cruel; who was nice; who was helpful and kind.   Not a big yield of the latter I’m afraid.

The problem was trying to remember.   In some cases, I recognized names but had never seen faces.  Or I vaguely remember some kind of brief encounter or meeting.   And in a lot of cases, who is this person?

Hmm. I'm thinking Multi-Level-Marketing Ponzi guy.

I guess LinkedIn just pulls up stuff from my contact lists or emails, shredded job rejections and love letters, various bills and torn business cards, then it matches them to whatever it can dig up.   Clever. 
Sinister.

It was kind of painful and took a bit of time.   Great, just what I need, a memory test on Memorial Day!

But -- and here’s the rub -- I did find a few really smart, reliable, and genuinely good people in there that I remember in work and personal life.   Some people I should reconnect with, others I should connect with.   As with the commandos who saved bridges in 1944 in Europe, I've tried not to burn too many myself.

I don't need thousands of LinkedIn contacts. A few good friends will do.

In the spirit of the holiday, I’m not in a place where today I can pay tribute to the American fallen by visiting a grave or watching a parade, but they are in my thoughts.


American flag

I also won’t barbecue because it’s the dry season in Belize and if one of the parched palmettos gets hit by a flying spark, the whole joint goes up in flames.
 
I’ll settle for a salad and another war movie.

If the planets are aligned.