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| Candidate |
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| Emergency Landing for Throngs of Awaiting Crowds |
According to MSN News, the jet airplane carrying the leader
in the competition for the United States Republican nomination for president,
made a surprise visit to Nashville, Tennessee’s international airport recently.
Sources on the ground said that this was due to engine trouble.
Air traffic controller, Washington Roosevelt Monroe, guided the jet plane to safety.
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| Monroe |
Said Monroe, "I was actually eating a tuna sandwich while guiding the jet plane to safety."
We were able to contact Clutch Cargo, pilot of the jet, who
said, “I think we sucked up Carly Fiorina into our left engine somewhere along
the line. Had we encountered Chris
Christie, we would have been in real trouble.”
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| Fiorina |
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| Cargo |
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| We've got to get a bigger plane |
While aides scrambled to find alternative aircraft to take
Mr. Trump to an apple strudel bake-off in Clifton, Arkansas, Cyril Agouti, Mr.
Trump’s hairdresser, said, “The silver lining in this is that we could stock up
on glue.”
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| Agouti |
Retired airman Sir Nigel Nutwing volunteered to take the
candidate to Arkansas.
“I’m always up for a ripping ride through the clouds with
goggles,” said Nutwing. “I think the glue is going to help.”
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| Nutwing |
Charles "Blastoff" Stargazer, of the Tennessee National Laundry Delivery Service, also volunteered to help with his B-25 Stratofortress. "I can move a bunch of tanks and a lot of materiel. I think I can handle 30 hairdressers."
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| Stargazer |
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| Previous election |
It's my hope that the rumors are correct and that Nigel Agouti will be Trumps running mate.
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